princess

Ladies, please!

You are not a pretty princess or a modern princess or an urban princess or a principessa. You do not speak Italian, you do not wear a diamond tiara, you do not live in a palace, you did not descend from royalty.

And if a dark, handsome man approaches on his trusty steed, gallantly opening a door for you, he's more likely to give you a breathalyzer and a roadside suspension than to sweep you off to his castle.